The Mighty Boosh - 201 - Call of the Yeti.avi 232MB; The Mighty Boosh - 202 - The Priest and the Beast.avi 230.94MB; The Mighty Boosh - 203 - Nanageddon.avi 231.49MB; The Mighty Boosh - 204 - Fountain of Youth.avi 231.97MB; The Mighty Boosh - 205 - The Legend of Old Gregg.avi 231.17MB; The Mighty Boosh - 206 - The Nightmare of Milky Joe.avi 231.49MB EELS! Where are the bars and the women? Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? Vince Noir: Yeah. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache." Naboo: "Don't mess with the. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! Howard Moon: Why does everyone keep saying that? Colin: Some say he's a ghost. Pain. Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. Will he get out? Can't get it in shops. Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. Turn around. I am a summer soup Mm! "Minky Monthly". Its fine. Desolation of the soul. Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. The egg is around here, I can sense it. Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. [turns to camera] Thank you. From the Mod Wolves to the Tundra Rap, they give us some really catchy music as well as comedy. Loose change, in case you've got any fines! Chilli chowder. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Howard Moon: I do many things. Bob Fossil: "Oh! Soup, soup a spicey. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you. Pain. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. You fear jazz! Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. This is at least a mocha, OK? Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. Legendary fish. Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. and our Howard Moon: Er, no. Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. He took a piss on me! Howard: Stardom? I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice It is a sound. The Hitcher: Aagh! You know? There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! Naboo: Either that or I'll work in Dixon's, I haven't decided. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Stretching on beyond the human imagination. Sorry Howard. How dare you even speak of the crunch. Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! There were loads of 'em on the front. Soup! It was air-tight in there. Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. We got close, too close some people said. I'm Howard Moon! Bob Fossil: I have a problem. Howard Moon: Have a look through there, what do you see? But I'm gonna protect you boy. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Miso! It isn't small, it's the big one! Do you remember? A concept is formulating! Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. And keep him at bay with your jab alright? I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. There is also a very funny "mock . Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! Vince: I write novels. In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. That's a good book. An outrage., The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten., Bollo : I got a bad feeling about this , Howard Moon: Dont kill me! Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. The Shaman Council assembles. Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Howard Moon: You'll be in the wilderness. Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Miso! That's even worse! There's a simple truth to me. Stronger than a moose! Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers! 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes This is hardcore. The nose? [Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]. Vince Noir: I'm little Johnny Frostbite, moving around / Freezing you up, freezing you down / Like an icicle / Coming in your tent in the pink light, scissorbite/, Howard Moon: Call me Tundra Boy / Cause I move like an arctic, Howard Moon: When the blizzard strikes / I disappear like a pipe dream. Stop. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. The Mighty Boosh: Live - Future Sailors Tour DVD (2009) Noel Fielding cert 15 . An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. 39 of the greatest Brass Eye and Day Today quotes Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. Tony Harrison: Ahhhhh all right, fair enough. Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. [Other native vomits on a plate]. [Spits] That's all you people know. niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance? Johnny Two Hats: I'm Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? Vince: Howard?..Howard?Howard?Howard?..Howard?..Howard..Howard..Howard..HowardHoward?..Howard. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. That's the scribblings of a retard, Vince. Others call me Captain Margaret. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. NO! Rudy: The Pipe test. 18 Jan. 2023. Vince Noir: [looks through binoculars] Nothing. it? Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". Somebody clear this sick away. Unfortunately, this demon, Nanatoo, is the most dangerous arch-demon of them all, and she has absconded with the spellbook, threatening to raise an army of evil Nanas and bring on Armaggedon. Howard: Just imagine the headlines; "Howard Moon, colon, Explorer." It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. You just killed the wrong geezer! director of photography Film Editing by Alan Levy Production Design by However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. What do you want to lay down? Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. All the tiny animal penises all over. Howard Moon: Yeah, what is it? Vince: What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job. I call it the library suit. Howard: Having fun are you? [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. How dare you even speak of the crunch. Rudy Van Disarzio: Somebody had to clean up that mess. The Mighty Boosh Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Very visually noisy, your face. 50 of the best lines from Peep Show Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes the mighty boosh He is his own man! I'm a Cockney b*tch. It burns. Rudy Van Disarzio: My wife was like all women: strange and evil! Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Howard Moon: That's not a novel. NO! Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Saboo: Live your life? An outrage! Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! - Black Elk. Dennis: We were only just in the service station. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Die zweite Serie konzentriert sich auf Howard Moon (Barratt) und Vince Noir (Fielding) und die Abenteuer, die sie in ihrer Wohnung erleben. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! Said in there, it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! You see a peanut? We are alone now. This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? Me and Jack aquaintances. Vince: "Colon explorer"? Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! This is obsolete. The Hitcher: I'm bad juju! Vince Noir: Are you going to tell me your real name or not? I did a song! The Mighty Boosh Live 2 Future Sailors Tour DVD Region 4 PAL Free Postage . Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. The main moon. He and Tony Harrison were sent to retrieve the Book of Black Magic from the old lady demon Nanatoo. My mind's like a fortress. You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./ [chuckles] Yeah. Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. Howard: Something Tommy taught me. I am too old. Mmm. Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. Played by Margaret John. Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you? She told me of your affair. It burns! You've liquified me, you slags! Oh my Gooooooooooood! Quotes. Original design based on the Nanageddon song by The Mighty Boosh, with color variation for black background Millions of unique designs by independent artists. NOOO! How are you? Tony Harrison (Noel Fielding) is a member of the Board of Shaman. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. Like um, like a garage. I need to meditate, go away and digest what we have spoken about, come to an understanding of why I was right and you are wrong, and then I type it up and give it back to you in note form. It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. He's got one of those faces. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: All that's left is the gleam! With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. Howard: Have you come about the croutons? Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. 50 of the funniest Father Ted quotes But you are pure of heart. The Mighty Boosh (TV Series) Nanageddon (2005) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Paul King Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Julian Barratt Cinematography by John Sorapure . Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. No, sod it, eight! I couldn't really find that. That wasn't me! Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? mighty boosh nanageddon quotes Read More. Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? Yeah, the pandas. Howard Moon: Keep back. [a hand emerges from the door in Rudy's forehead, holding a Pipe]. If a wolf approaches, you simply punch it on the nose. Dixon Bainbridge: The windy man, the long mover. [Howard switches it off]. Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. It's letting in all sorts of mambo jimbo. Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Check out our mighty boosh quotes selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our digital prints shops. 2. Bollo: Long time ago. [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis]. I couldnt really find that. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. We all dream but do we really dream? It's delivered by ninjas. Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Elements of the past And elements. He urinated in my face, and [turns to camera] we've seen all this. Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. Parka Creature: [a small, mysterious entity concealed in a parka approaches Howard] [in a deep,booming voice] Look deep into the parka. Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists Mr Rogers the Cobra: [Vince is speaking a random language trying to talk to Mr Rogers] Speak English fool, your face is confusing enough. Howard Moon: Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Spider Dijon: You keep trying to mold me into something I'm not! Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. You think it's going to be alright? I need a wee-wee. I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. What's wrong with you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso! Johnny two-hats. You're supposed to be a zookeeper! You've liquified me, you slags." Tony Harrison : "It's an outrage. He's a renowned ram-raider. And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. Quotes.net. I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. It was Chiko. Both: Captain Cabinets, Trapped in cabinets. Howard: [ Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? All is lost. 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners What do you think you're playing at? He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? Howard: What? Your voice was trapped in there this morning. Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Vince Noir: [laughing] As if that's a moustache. The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. What is Yorkshire? Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. Can he get out? Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? I come fully equipped with a papoose! The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? Strawberry Bootlace. They were off in a shot. Find your thing. The moon big inside a tube! Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. I am too old. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. That's not very P.C. This excellent advice:. I'm not going anywhere. Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Vince Noir: I do! Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle/ Sitting in a tight place/ Laughing like a monkey arm/ Pulling like a China boy/ Carraway carraway carraway noise/ Boing, chika masala/ Boing, chika masala/ oh tooth tooth/ [suck in air] ! It's kill or be killed. The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? The Spirit of Jazz: Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove! Well, I have!
. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. He always say "Please, Bollo. Howard Moon: So? I shall assign you a partner. This video is currently unavailable. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! You're in this band as well! Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. Come on. There's a simple truth to me. The green shape, was frozen. Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. That means NO effin' and Jeffin'. Piper Twins: And you ain't gonna like that! [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes That's not published, is it? Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Howard: Pass me the first of his last words. Thanks. Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup? Here's a song: Turn around. Imagine that. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . I'll make you a cup of tea. YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. 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Naboo: Three hours. The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Whats wrong with you? "Rumours.". Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. Bob Fossil: Technically, you're not a Peeping Tom if it's one of your relatives. Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. Vince: Do you remember when that llama got out? Thug #1: I like your hat, man. Tommy Nooka: [singing] Cheese is a kind of meat/ A tasty yellow beef./ I milk it from my teat./ But I try to be discrete./ Oh cheese!/ O cheese! More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? The Audience goes wild]. Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? He's useless. Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. There were loads of them on the front. Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Youve liquified me, you slags!, Vince Noir: Youre in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo., Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? You wanted to hang around, didn't you? Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. It hurts. Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. Dennis: [to his wife] I've got to go now, bye. Ive got so much to give!, Vince Noir: Goth Juice The most powerful hairspray known to man. Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. Privacy Policy. I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. Your email address will not be published. I need something more. See production, box office & company info. Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. I slip into it like a peanut. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner Howard Moon: I don't accessorize. [laughs]. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. You're supposed to be a zookeeper. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP! Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? . Chokus-Pocus! Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. . He'll be dead by morning. Rudy Van Disarzio: Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar? There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? A miracle!" Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. About Us; A tasty Soup! Women respect that. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. Anyway, I got a question for ya. Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was probably just trying to cool you down. A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. It isn't small, it's the big one! Howard, Howard? Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Carrot and coriander. What have you got? Dennis: This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. I know how to deal with them. 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes Join in with me, boy. Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. That's for your library card. Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! Who's gonna know? Vince Noir: I think that's got the wrong ring to it. I'm talking about books that are gonna get published. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners mighty boosh 1. Howard Moon: I don't like people touching me. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. The sweet irony!". "Yes!" they'd honk. It hurts! Ooo. Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache., Naboo: Dont mess with the occult. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Howard Moon: No. Howard Moon: What? Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Vince Noir: Did you say mink? Howard Moon: No. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! 25 of Rik Mayalls greatest quotes Why didn't ya tell me? 18 Jan. 2023. [Throws it away]. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! Others call me Trenu, the boiler Rudy: Some call me Marjorie Keek. Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . Charlie. An idea is formulating! Thug #1: Yo, lemme up, homes, I know your sista. Spider Dijon: [referring to Betamax's wife] She was one hot piece of tape. AHHHH! Tony Harrison: How dare you! Dixon Bainbridge: No, put him in the Wolf Room. Starring Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. Vince Noir: [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin] Come on, Howard. Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! Rudy: My name is Rudy. Howard: Sorry, I thought that was your look., He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Pain. Never stop questioning the nature of reality. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Heey! Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. Ill be off my tits on happiness., Vince: Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho., Vince: Youre in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare., Howard: Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Legendary fish. Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. 'Cos I love you. Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. I love that lady. Saboo 45 points 1 comments. Spider Dijon: Rudy, you ought to get that door in your head checked out. Vince Noir: [Tries to stifle his laughter]. Howard Moon: Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaa / Check him out. Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. Although his own motive abilities are limited, should he need to be transported, he comes fully equipped with a papoose. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. Ultra: Well, he better be. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. Howard: New school? Nanageddon. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man. I've just been riding a porpoise. It can drive a man insane. When I saw The Mighty Boosh, I just thought, oh WOW, I can do this. Howard: Can you really? Like um, like a garage. Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Pie and mash up! /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Like what, "Have you seen my light blue trousers? It's all part of the ritual. Theres a simple truth to me., Have your say on the latest TV and film withScreen Babble, the television discussion group on Facebook, 64 of the funniest Seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life August 9, 2005. You witness some soil? But don't worry alright? Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Bob Fossil: [Addressing children] Why are you people so small? Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? I think that's got the wrong ring to it. He sounds like a dick. Played by Dee Plume's nephew. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. 73. Charlie panicked, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into to Eric's crocodile peepers. I'm quite hungry. You and your wife must go without me. Jab up this joker! Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Don't be mockin' my mocha. NOOO! 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team See this pouch? Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. Vince: The things you say? You walked right into it! Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. Vince: They are novels, they're novelettes. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners The New Sound. You havent seen my mate Howard, have you? He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Mood swings? As big as a garage. I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. 20 of Malcolm Tuckers most cutting insults Howard: Yeah, it's like a brass band under a wig. That's a cappuccino stain. Many have failed. I'm the Hitcher, let me put you in the picture, creeping in you room in the dead of night, with me solo polo vision! Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Jupiter, I did a song! As big as a garage. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. [Takes a spoon full and eats some vomit] Mmmm. Saboo, you slag! Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? You're a punk, stay punk. Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. Arms in short, then with the claw! I'm the moon. Crouton! I've got so much to give. Howard Moon: Vince, you've gone wrong. They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! But now I'm nu rave! The moon. When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. Imagine that. Howard: They never found Tommy's body, so under zoo regulation 409 subsection C, he's technically still the owner of the zoo and you can't sell it. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? Boosh! The Mighty Boosh The Priest And The Beast. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Sponsored . Stopped him pressing accelerator. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Howard Moon: Thats a pretty big mood swing. Rudy Van Disarzio: [to his guitar] It's all right, Miranda. Rudy Van Disarzio: [flustered] That was a misunderstanding. Web. Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. It burns! That's it. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Some call me Photoshop. Im Howard Moon. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. [smiles]. This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. Minky Monthly. Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. Vince: Get off, gettin' them in the right order. I behaved like a tit. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. See this pocket? It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning. Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Oriental prince in the land of soup! Saboo has described him as looking "like a ballbag". Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. The Board of Shamen: We are super magic men/We stay out 'til five A.M./Though we live by Shamen laws/What goes on tour, stays on tour. We'll be holding on forever! Howard: Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo. Vince Noir: All right! Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Howard Moon: Hi ladies. For more information, please see our Order up some violent quiche. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. Tony Harrison: Can we stop? Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Oh cheese. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. Ooo. I am Gespatio. NO? The Inuits didn't mind. "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." Can you do fog? Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. Well, two. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Haha, hoofed her out the shop. You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling All a bit too busy. Stop! Quotes.net. Vince: I thought it was good for you. He went awol, he went crazy. Wibble . Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Right? Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! I am a summer soup. Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . Vince Noir: You're in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare! 45 of Ricky Gervais funniest jokes The Mighty Boosh. Carrot and coriander. So don't ever be doing that to me. I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Order up some violent quiche., Johnny Two Hats: Im Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? - , . And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. The Mighty Boosh Music 15 - Searching for the New Sound.mp3 2.61MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 16 - Alone.mp3 1.13MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 17 - Spider Lovin.mp3 1.49MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 18 - The New Sound.mp3 1.99MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 19 - Nanageddon.mp3 2.7MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 20 - I Love the Chosen One.mp3 532.13KB Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. How dare you even speak of the crunch. This ability, however, seems non-apparent as he requires someone to write down his ideas. Youve only been in the band since 10:30 this morning!, My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones., I dont accessorise. Theres a simple truth to me., Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit., Vince: Imagine that! You know, never take the tundra lightly. If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate! I'm shitfaced! It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. I am Gespatio. 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips [sighs in resignation]. Quick, run! It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? Remember the pencil! Two for fringe. It burns! After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat! 25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from Frasier Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. Rudi: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Vince Noir: [referring to Nanatoo] I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually.
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